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Welcome to The Octopi Inn, where the drinks are free and the octopi are malevolent. Sit back, grab a sword, and get ready for some funnies. They are all entirely free. We operate on a donation basis. For a donation of $50.00 or more, you will recieve an Octopi Inn t-shirt. For a donation of $10,000 or more -- oral sex.
The Funnies! Just as the Enlightenment developed in salons across Europe, octopus humor flourished at board game meetings over Chris' house. This is where many "Funnies!" were created. The "Funnies!" include the Fortunes, "Ma" Jokes, and Mr. Unlucky. All of the "Funnies!" were created by the maintainers of this site and are constantly being added to. Jack Handey! Jack Handey exemplifies exactly the type of comedy and humor we like here at The Octopi Inn. So, we made a section just for him. It includes, what we think, are some of Jack's best qoutes. They are hilariously funny and entertaining. If you have a chance you should check out Handey's collection at Amazon.com. Submitted Jokes! Do you have a good joke or qoute that isn't on here? Then send it to us, by clicking on e-mail, and if it meets our guidlines we'll post it. Also in this section are other people's qoutes/jokes that they have submitted. |
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